A Certain Kind of Newness

Well it is officially 2018.  It has been an interesting start to the year.  This was the first new years in a very long time that I was bed ridden sick.  Perhaps the first time ever.  On top of having a common cold, I had a massive reaction to my meds and starting pooing water.  It lasted for almost a week.  I stopped being able to eat, but not for lack of being hungry or trying.  But I was scared to eat, because the end result was so unpleasant.  I also stopped taking my meds and had to go for a check-up to get some new slow-releasing meds.  They are brand name so they never prescribe them first.  But I have a feeling they are going to have a hugely positive impact on my overall health.  I like the idea of meds slowly releasing into my blood throughout the day,  It will probably, hopefully, result in an overall lower blood sugar average.

So I'm all better now, almost all better.  A bit of mucus is kicking around but that always happens.  I ended up losing about 12 lbs of water weight, and when I started eating again I gained 15 pounds almost overnight.  I'm taking this as motivation to focus on my health and fitness.  As soon as I was able I got back to the gym, and I went back again today.  Someone had "reserved" my machine, so I had to branch out.  I hopped on a regular elliptical and it totally kicked my butt. And it also reset back to zero every time you stopped even for a millisecond.  I found that to be very annoying.  I like to stop and catch my breath if my heart is beating too quickly, but losing my spot on the machine is the worst.

I picked up an agenda today so I can keep a hand written food & exercise journal.  Fingers crossed it works out and I can keep it up.  I say keep it up but I haven't even started yet.  I have a consultation with a nutritionist next month and I want to get my food in order.  More planned meals, less food waste, and plenty of delicious new recipes are in my near future.

I have been thinking these past two weeks what my resolutions will be.  I've decided to stick with my current gym.  And work on getting my butt downstairs to our condo gym a bit more as well.  But having a place I can go that is fair sized with a good assortment of equipment is going to be key to my overall health recovery.  For the first new years of my life I'm already a gym member that attends on a semi-regular basis.  I only need to focus on making improvements.  Anyway, there are some usual suspects and a few unusual ones but here it goes:

1. Gym twice a week, and exercise in any other format another 2 days per week.
2. Eat more salad, and raw vegetables.
3. Try more new recipes.  And also better food management.  I would like to adopt a JIT style pantry.  Just-in-time.
4. Learn how to juggle.....this one came to me earlier today.  I think I would like to pick up a few bean bags or juggling balls and take a learning through repetition approach.  This is something I have quietly always wanted.
5. Get back into reading.  One book a month, MINIMUM.  What is wrong with me, one book a month is pathetic but I haven't read a book in over a year.
6. Try to be more creative.  Blog, knit, maybe try drawing a bit more.  Definitely more guitar.
7. Start good habits and keep with them.

That's about it I'd say.  I'm off to try a second Canadian Tire to see if they stock Anchor replacement lids for some glass containers.  The one at Mavis and Dundas said 18 pieces and the shelf was empty.  I actually gasped when I saw there were none left.  What a poor inventory system they have.    They have one more shot.

Oh, and last weekend I ate a diaper.  It went a little something like this:

"What is Lily eating? It looks like bread."

*picks it up*

"It's bread."

*tears it apart*

"It's bread."

*smells it*

"It's bread."

*touches it to my tongue*

"IT'S NOT BREAD"

We finally figured out it was Lily's diaper had burst.  The good news, Sim told me, was that only an unused diaper would maintain the consistency of bread.  She tried to console me with this "good news" but given that I had just had diaper in my mouth I was relatively inconsolable.

2018, I hope you have better things in store for me.

No I Haven't Forgotten About You....

...and I hope you haven't forgotten about me either.  I guess over the last few months I've lost my zeal for sharing and posting.  But I actually miss it slightly.  The ability to look back on life with a certain clarity personal memory can't afford us.

I've been busy/not busy at all.  Took a trip to Europe.  Spent a lot of time melting away with Sim and the babes.  I joined a gym and I've actually managed to somewhat keep up my attendance.  It's been sparse during the holidays but I used the bike and treadmill at my parents' place to fill the gaps.  I'm considering a jump to a more local gym, as the drive is killing my motivation.  Gym gym gym.  I fear sometimes that I wear people out with my non-stop talk about gyms or working out.  I'm not fit enough to have the privilege to act like a true gym buff, but I'm going to fake it until I make it so get ready for a lot of gym talk.....(gym).

Aside from fitness goals this new year I plan on bringing back the blog.  Perhaps a weekly update if I can get my shit together.

I got some really great xmas gifts.  My parents picked up on my cues for needing some new luggage (my threat to pulverize my current luggage in a park in Berlin with a baseball bat was anything but subtle).  And an air-fryer!  I must admit I'm biting Laura on this one, who said her t-fal French fries were to die for.

So, I want to write more.  I want to read more.  More fitness, less lethargy.  More planning, less chaos.  More clean, less filth.  And maybe, I might actually need to drink more.  "This is about as drunk as I get."....Sim would tell you I wasn't nearly drunk enough to have earned that.

Happy 2018.  I hope to see more of everyone next year.

Day 8: The Final Leg

From: Quebec City, QC
To: Home
KMs: Have I mentioned we're the worst at KM tracking?
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 5

We went to bed knowing that we would wake up to our last day on this magnificent trip.  We actually scheduled to allow ourselves to sleep in until 8am but we were both up at 7am sharp.  The plan was to grab breakfast in the restaurant downstairs, take a walk on the boardwalk and find a nice café to grab a final coffee before heading out.  For starters, the meal downstairs was phenomenal.  We got a loaded poutine topped with eggs benny and a strawberry crepe to split.  They were both so delicious I am right now dreaming of returning and ordering the exact same meal.  We checked out and stashed our bags at the front desk to pick up on our way out.  The boardwalk was literally across the street from us.  It wasn't as long as I had remembered but we took a nice quick walk to the other end, and then back up into the city.  We settled on a cute little place called Le Petit Coin Latin, with a side path leading up the side of the building into a backyard courtyard (Cote Jardins - Side Garden).  I had a Café Au Lait and Sim had this omg delicious looking and tasting bowl of espresso topped with whipped cream.  So tasty!!  (Good choice).

After a quick walk back to the car we dropped back by the hotel and picked up our luggage and said goodbye to the most unexpectedly awesome stop.  A quick gas up on the way to the highway and we were on our way.

Aside from a few more rest stops and one more gas up, that was it.  All we had left to do was to get ourselves home.  We did pop in to see my parents one more time and deliver a bottle of PEI Chardonnay.  "Ohhhh, did you go to the winery?" my mom asked.  "Errrr, no, we went to the PEI Liquor Store."  We also delivered the handouts from the Pier 21 archives to my dad.  He loves stuff like that, so I was happy to add to his pile of family history.

A quick and final 80 minutes later and we were home.  People on the road in Toronto were in fine form.  If you cause me to honk at you on the highway you are way out of line and probably shouldn't be driving.  As we pulled into the driveway, Spence and the Girlen were waiting for us.  Pips was wearing the most adorable little plaid dress.  She let me give her a quick hug which was so nice.  And I got to hold baby Bobby for a bit.  And cuddle with the pups.  Bugs was so happy to see Sim he was prancing around like a rabbit.  (Never leave again, never ever ever).

So that's all she wrote.  We set out for an adventure and it exceeded both our expectations by miles.  Sim and I have both said neither of us could have expected it would have been that good.  And aside from one almost detour through downtown Montreal, Sim is a super fantastic navigator.

Best Pre-Trip Purchase: My new runners
Best City Name: Saint-Lous-du-Ha!-Ha!
Longest Drive: Halifax to QC
Weirdest Hwy Exit: Montmagny  (we managed to take this exit twice purely by chance.  Traffic circles and roads with no painted lines, and tetris-like parking lots.)
Scariest Moment in the Car: Watching a tractor trailer jackknife and almost tip over behind us
Funniest Moment in the Car: Getting stuck in a traffic circle in Halifax
Funniest Moment in the Cities: Asking for my lamb mild
Most Unplanned Moment: Taking a dip off the North shore of PEI (followed closely by the NS beach swim - really glad Sim reminded me to bring a swimsuit and that I actually turned my car around and went home to get it)
Best Hotel Room: Auberge Du Tresor, Quebec City
Worst Hotel Room: Quality Inn, Summerside
Best Highway: Hwy 2 New Brunswick
Worst Highway: Hwy 108 New Brunswick (worst in Canada in fact)

Updated Reponses:
Best Meal: Sim - Lobster Thermidor @ The Bicycle Thief  / Julie - Seafood Chowder @ The Silver Fox
Worst Meal: Log Cabin Restaurant - Hopewell Rocks - Just don't even
Best Drink: Sim - Peach Julip - The Bicycle Thief / Julie - Amaretto Sour - L'Ateriel
Best Beer: Sim - Blueberry Ale - Gahan / Julie - Pucker Up - Garrison Brewery
Favourite Shop:  We didn't do much shopping.  We spent most of our time in Sport Chek for me lol.  Sim says the Yarn Shop in Halifax.  Aka - the only shop we went into.  But a darn good one!  Pun intended lol
Best View: Sim - Mountains in NB at Sunset/ Julie - Aside from Peggy's Cove....there is this moment when Hwy 85 in QC kisses Lake Temiscouata.  It's gorgeous.
Best Discovery: Sim - Provincial Park Beach in NS & L'Ateriel Cocktail Bar / Julie - the Confederation Bridge lookout point, PEI & Pier 21 Archives


We might come back and add to that later. There's just so much to remember.

WHAT A GREAT TRIP!!!

Day 7: Halifax to Quebec

From: Halifax, NS
To: Quebec City, QC
KMs - TBD - we're the worst at checking the odometer
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 5 - that's what I'm talking about

We awoke this morning after a tumultuous night of no power, some power, no internet.  My phone started to pick up the WiFi but I was unable to get my laptop online.  Hence the late delivery of the posting.  As I sit here now in our AMAZING room in the heart of Old Quebec I am also without internet and waiting for the front desk attendant to return to bestow the password upon me.

We got all of our stuff packed up and loaded into the car.  It was the longest stay in one place (three nights) so it took a bit more effort to rally.  After a third consumption of my weight in fried potato, we started the day with a brisk walk up Citadel Hill which was conveniently located across the street from our hotel.  I had been eying it since we arrived and it looked like a good challenge.  Compared to walking up Sackville it was an absolute dream.  Once at the top we took in some historical information and headed back down so we could check out.  On the road by just after 9am.  We decided to switch up the route.  We ended up taking the second bridge out of the city and across the river to Dartmouth.  This time I knew in advance how to get change and actually pay the tolls and not just take my change and attempt to drive off into the sunset.

There was a funny ask-and-answer moment during the car ride.  We drove passed an exit from a private parking lot, and posted facing the exit was a Wrong Way poster.  Sim thought it looked wide enough for two lanes, entrance and exit, and she saw a car driving in the wrong way so she said “That’s confusing to me.” And just at the moment the next song lyric was “I can understand why you are confused.”  That gave us a good laugh.

The first planned stopped was at The Dunes of Bouctouche.  It’s an awesome 12km Dune that juts out of the North Shore of New Brunswick.  We walked about halfway out the boardwalked area which is about 1.5km in total.  We tried to get another action shot for Sim, but the uneven ground made the illusion more difficult.  We took the secondary loop back through a wooded area.  It was a quick detour, but it was another favourite of mine from last trip and I wanted Sim to share in that experience.  This stop lined up with our master plan to take an alternate route home.  On my last trip I took the Fredericton route in, the Dalhousie-Rimouski route out, but drove right past the “Appalachian Trail” on both sides.  Being just south of Hwy 108 – the Appalachian Trail – positioned us perfectly to take it back across New Brunswick.  I think I can speak for both of us when I say this was the biggest mistake of our trip.  It was 137 km of piss-poor roads, with no escapes.  You are warned going in that it’s the last gas station for a substantial period of time but not that the roads are completely uneven and utter shit.  About 56km in there was a road sign for uneven roads and someone had penned in beneath “81km”, and it was a true statement.  We made up a bit of time by going briskly.  I was hoping the treeline would break and we would see this magnificent display of mountains.  Why allow non-locals to drive this road, it is complete crap.  To be honest, I didn’t see any road signs for it this time around, only a memory of them from 7 years ago.  Maybe they don’t exist anymore for that reason.  The only god send was that we had no one in front of or behind us for almost the entire run.  Except at the end when this car from Maine, with a driver that could barely see over the dash, and with a handicap symbol on his plate, decided going almost 15 under the speed limit was a safe mode of transport.  This was right around Grand Falls when he finally took a road South and we carried on.  There must be good deals at the local Piggly Wiggly that he crosses the border to shop at.

After we broke free from his terrible road reign and found our way back to Hwy 2 it was clear sailing.  All in all it was about 13 hrs on the road, a long day of driving indeed.  Sim did a magnificent job navigating us into Quebec City and through the streets of Old Quebec.  We walked up the flight of stairs to the hotel and checked in.  We were the last to check-in and it was 9:30pm.  Apparently….without our knowledge and to much of our delight, Quebec City is having a national day of celebration and we were just in time to experience the festivities.  The clerk was nice enough to give us a bar recommendation and draw a map showing us where the main stage was located.  We quickly stashed our bags, parked the car, and hit the town.  We walked around the old city looking for some dinner eats.  Just outside the stone entrance we found a nice Italian resto.  Sim got the Duck Risotto and I picked one of the many delicious pastas, Angel Hair and Basil with Bocconcini cheese.  Just outside the patio, a jazz band was playing and in front of them was a makeshift dancefloor where couples of all sorts were cutting a rug.  A man was dancing a jig all by himself with an umbrella as a cane.  It was fantastic.

Following dinner we hunted down a bar recommended by the hotel front desk.  We were sold at Best Cocktails in the city.  L’Ateril.  We zigged uphill and then zagged uphill even further.  A few months ago I might have just died but with all of my practice at home I almost kept pace with Sim.  A few small breaks now again to keep my heart rate normal is all I ask.  I had an Amaretto Sour and Sim had a Zelda (sake, gin, ginger, grapefruit and other goodness. Ordered because of the name, of course).  I followed that with a Sangria and Sim had a Negroni Fizz.  We were going to split the last two but I wussed out and she finished the Negroni and let me milk the Sangria.  We sat on the patio and watched hoards of people marching past on the streets closed off to cars.  We’re still unsure of what’s being celebrated but dammit people were in a good mood.  On the easy (read: downhill) walk home we passed several people in the street screaming and shouting.  Some people yelled greeting at us, but en francais so unintelligible to either of us.  We decided it was the best possible night we could have asked for to be here.

Tomorrow is our last day on the road.  It feels good to be 8-9 hrs away from home.  I mean, this morning we were in Halifax and tomorrow night we’ll be in Toronto.  So that’s quite the haul for the last two days. And we got in 12,500 steps today to boot.

I’m in love with Quebec City.  We leave tomorrow morning and I miss it already. 

Day 6: Peggy's Cove & Halifax

From: Halifax, NS

To: Halifax, NS

Total KMs: ZERO

Steps: 13,400

Power Outage: 3 hrs

Sim’s Iced Cap Tally: 4 – seriously Sim…you have been put on alert

Today was amazing!!!  We woke up and I again ate my weight in fried potatoes and oatmeal.  (Hint, it will probably happen again tomorrow as well). After a filling breakfast we packed up and headed out for a trip down the coast to Peggy’s Cove.  I don’t think I am exaggerating when I say it is my favourite place in Canada.  You can just sit on the rocks and take it all in.  I had forgotten if you had to park at the visitor’s centre of if you could drive all the way up.  We drove as far as the entrance to the parking lot but uncertain of where the road would lead we turned around and drove back to the visitor centre.  But it was a nice walk up the windy road to get back to the rocks.  Sim had asked earlier if we could swim at the cove which I replied NO.  And she quickly realized why that was.  We posed for a bunch of photos with the lighthouse, and then explored the rocks for a while.  Sim made an effort to find the camera lens cap I lost there 7 years ago but was unsuccessful.  But A for Effort.  Then we just sat in tranquility for a while.  The view is just so peaceful, and the crashing waves just wash over you with a calming serenity.  It was hard to leave, because really you could stay there all day.  And it’s the kind of site that you can go back to over and over again and never get bored.  But there were more places to visit, so we were on our way.

Just a click or two down the way we stopped in to see the memorial set up for the Swiss Air Flight 111.  229 people perished in a horribly tragic plane crash in 1998 just 12km off the shore.  It’s terribly sad to think about.  It was just a quick stop but we were glad to have done it.

And then, and then, and then……it was off to the White Sail Bakery!!! As suggested by Dee Em.  And boy what a suggestion it was.  We ordered the Newfie Poutine just as we were instructed.  Basically it was a poutine mixed with giant stuffing pieces.  I. Just. Can’t. Even.  We split it between the two of us and it was more than enough.  We found two chairs set out of the way and chilled out for a little bit and just took it all in.  The weather today was just stunning.  Clear blue skies, bright sun, not too hot.  To die for.  After we filled up with delicious poutine we departed for a nearby beach that Sim found online.  It was absolutely the most perfect beach we could have possibly found.  Not too crowded.  Clear crisp water.  It was absolutely sub zero but it was fantastic.  We played a few games of backgammon and then headed in for some fun in waves.  We each tried to get the perfect snap of the other as the waves broke in near the shore.  But since the water was so cold, we could only stand a few waves at a time before we’d have to run back into shore.  And then we’d play a set of BG and then back out in the waves.  When Sim finally decided she’d captured the best possible shot she could of me, I took once last big wave and it knocked my on my ass.  Totally figures, but we got some great photos.

After we were all sunned and funned out it was back to the hotel for a quick shower and out for dinner.  We actually went back to the Bicycle Thief.  It was that good.  And Sim….got the Lobster again.  And I got something very similar to my first night.  And I also ordered a Mojito, light on the sugar.  It was high on mint and it was delicious.  We learned our lesson from last night and instead of going straight to a bar afterwards we came home.  Completely satiated, slightly bloated, and 2oz into a good buzz we hoofed our way back to the hotel.  If you’ve ever been to Halifax you know the struggle of the incline.  From the Harbourfront up to Sackville and Brunswick is our current struggle.  We ended up behind an older lady.  She had to be 75 years old.  And she was getting it done, one step at a time, with no complaining.  I turned to Sim two blocks in and said, if she can do it I can do it.  About halfway up we saw some police and firetrucks down Barrington St.  I turned to Sim and said “Good thing our next pub is up on the next street.”  Someone on foot tried unsuccessfully to get information from the police officer.  Really, he just stood there and basically ignored him.  Whatever.  Stopping only once at a stop light we made our way to the top in record time.  When we got to the top we turned across the parking lot to our hotel and….no lights.  A hotel employee was standing at the stairwell with a flashlight.  Stairwell, flashlight, cops & fire trucks.  It’s a blackout people.  It’s a blackout.  In good news, I am a stair pro now.  And in even better news, we are staying on the 2^nd Floor!!!!  Not much of a hassle at all.  We would have been taking the stairs regularly if they didn’t keep the door locked most of the time. 

Wasted and dead to the world we decided to take a nap.  Alarms were set for 8:30pm and I had all intention of getting up when it went off.  I probably could have stayed in bed all night from that point, but Sim was up and about so I got my butt out of bed and joined her.  Once I was up I felt like a million bucks.  Ready to face the world.  We headed back down towards Argyle St. to our final destination, Lot Six.  We had done some googling at dinner and found a place with killer cocktails.  My sugar levels had been under control this week so I splurged a little.  I was sugar conscious with my drink choices.  With use of their WiFi we were keeping our eye on the resolution of the power outage.  ETA of lights back on went from 10pm to 1:15am to 4:15am.  My level of annoyance was going from amber to orange to red, next stop hot fuchsia.  Will we be able to charge our phones?  Will we be able to get online?  Will the alarms work?  Will the fire alarm system be fully functional?  All questions we were starting to ponder.  After we reached limit, we packed in and headed for home.  A few extra lights were illuminated on the street as we headed towards home which was a good sign.  We rounded the corner and more and more lights could be seen.  I was holding my breath until the hotel rooms were in sight and we could see them all lit up.  So here we are.  Our last night in Halifax.  The power does work but we can’t get online.  Sim is fast asleep, so I got a small data pass to update with a non-update.  Tomorrow is our second last day.  We have a few more tricks up our sleeves.  Destination is Quebec City.  I haven’t been since I was 12 and Sim has never been.  We won’t get in until late, but I’m looking forward to some meals with hot cheese, and a nice walk down the boardwalk.

Day 5: Bonus Feature

Sim was setting up a shot and pointed her camera at me and said "Don't make a face."  I heard, "Make a face."

Day 5: Halifax

From: Halifax, NS
To: Halifax, NS
Total KMs: ZERO
Steps: 14,500 (10km)
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 4 (what? no sugar juice today?)

We got to sleep in today!!!  But not wanting to be lazy gussies so our alarms were set for 8:00am.  When did that become a sleep-in time?  We're all growed up.

Breakfast downstairs was awesome.  It was almost a disappointment when we got the last two hashbrowns (to split between us).  But then they brought out a fresh batch which was like, authorization for me to eat my weight in fried potato.  The plan was to go upstairs and make a plan for the day.  But all we could really decide on was to head out and wing it.  Sim had some recommendations in her back pocket, and we had a few museums in mind, and the rest was just going with the flow.  I actually eavesdropped on a couple beside us at breakfast for the second museum we went to.  Thank you strangers.

We are at the perfect location, city-wise.  Even if it's a pain in the butt semi-vertical hike just to get home.  It helps burns off the beer calories.  We headed out this morning and took a slight detour across Market St so Sim could see Pizza Corner.  It's not much to see at 10 in the morning with all of the stores closed.  And now I can't even have pizza so, a walk-by was good enough.  We stopped at a really sweet yarn shop called The Loop.  I almost picked up a few amazing skeins but decided against it.  Maybe I'll go back tomorrow.  But I really shouldn't.  But I want to.  Simoonnnaaaa, don't let me buy any more yarn.

So we basically went down to the Halifax Harbour and hung out ALL day.  Our first stop was the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic.  They had a really interesting exhibit on the Halifax Harbour Explosion.  Perhaps something we all know about, but not something we think about.  The explosion, caused by a Norwegian vessel, caused an explosion moving at more than 1500m per second.  We figured that out to be something like 5400km/hr.  One story reported a person being propelled half a kilometre during the explosion.  The devastation was massive.  And of course we all know about the telegraph operator that helped save the day by running to his station and alerting the country of the impending explosion, which facilitated a faster emergency response time from neighbouring regions.  There was a Canadian Heritage moment made for that fellow.  A lot of interesting stuff to be learned.  And we also got to witness a woodworker who was diligently carving away at a display piece.  Perhaps part of a hull?  It was pretty cool.

Then it was off to the Stubborn Goat.  A neat outdoor bar, with a patio on top of a shipping container.  Their specialty is providing local beers and food.  Sim had the Garrison Raspberry Ale and I had something also delicious.  The waitress let us know that the Garrison brewery was just a few blocks down the way so we meandered in that direction.  We got the royal sampler (my name for two trays of 5 samples each that covered the whole spread of available drinks).  My favourite was Pucker Up which is a fruity sour beer (yeeee-ummmmm).  Sim was partial to a beer marked only with an X inside of an O.  Not sure which one it was but it got two thumbs way up.  Before we left Simona snuck inside and came out bearing gifts, a button marked with a G!!!  Just for me :D  Ty Sim.

(Sim with our tasters)

After some sufficient chilling we decided to head across the Harbour to the Canadian Museum of Immigration at Pier 21.  We took the guided tour and it was really interesting.  There was a woman on our tour that took a boat over to Canada when she was 5 and she confirmed all of the details being told to us.  Even down to small facts like, there was an abundance of food on the ship ride over, and
in some cases people coming from countries experiencing famine or food rationing were not used to such amounts of food.  But some people were too sea sick to even eat.  Afterwards we went down to the archives and I asked them to look up my great grand-dad and his brother.  Their names were on the registry as coming into the country in 1905 when they were 19 and 21.  I got a few documents printed and if my dad doesn't have them he can have them added to our family history.  We do know that the older brother died less than a year later, and my great grand father carried on to create....our family!

Back across the boardwalk, we came across one of Sim's recommended stops which was the Bicycle Thief.  I just can't even.  It was one of the most delicious meals I have in a very long time.  I also tried some of Sim's Lobster Thermidor and it was just to die for.  If I'm ever here again I will definitely definitely definitely be going back.  And then ordering some to go.  *DROOL*  And the last stop was back across the harbour and beyond our starting point to The Lower Deck.  We got the perfect seat outside and ordered some drinks.  It started to rain and we crossed our fingers, and then it started to pour so we headed inside.  Both of us were milking our drinks for the longest time.  We decided it was time to call it a day but I couldn't let a drink go to waste so I threw them both back and we squared up and headed for home.

Back at the hotel, I ran a load of mid-trip laundry and Sim and I just got back from a dip in the hotel hot tub.  Life is good right now.

 Much love from Halifax.  More to come tomorrow.

Day 4: Bonus Feature

DON'T MESS WITH THE COWS

Day 4: Prince Edward Island & Halifax

From: Summerside, PE
To: Halifax, NS
Total KMs:
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 4

We survived the night, so in terms of accomplishments we started the day absolute winners.  There was a free buffet breakfast in the main building, so that was alright.  We headed straight to Simona's friend's parents' farm, just 15 minutes down the way.  They welcomed us with open arms and gave us a tour of the barn and the fields where their exclusive Wagyu cows are raised.  He said we could actually climb into their pasture area and they wouldn't charge.  We did join them, and they didn't charge, but they were not overly thrilled to have two unknown visitors invading their space.  They were such lovely people, it was just a real pleasure getting to speak with them.  Afterwards they gave us keys to their cottage, and carte blanche to go spend the day there.  Sim's friends had already offered this up, but it was nice to have it come from the parents as well.  

We stopped into a PEI Liquor Store (LCBP?) to see if we could grab some local brews and headed to the cottage.  Just about 10 minutes further out of town and we were at the cottage and at the Northern coast of PEI.  The cottage was an absolute dream.  It smelled like a cedar cabinet inside.  We popped the caps to our beers and brought out a newly purchased backgammon board, and took in the warm PEI breeze.  A breeze we had been told that is missed if you ever leave the island.  After a set of BG and much rumination on which route to take, we headed down to the sand dune filled beach.  The view from the top of the dune was breath-taking.  We decided to head back to the cottage and get changed and come back for a dip.  A turn in the weather on the short walk back made us delay the plans.  We heard it was going to dump but possibly not for too long.  We changed into our suits and decided it was time to face the ocean.  Towels in tow, and crocs on feet we set back out for the beach.  Sim took some nice scenic shots, and then we set up the Go Pro to capture our inaugural Ocean Polar Dip.  And yes, I'm calling the body of water North of PEI the Ocean, and YES it was a polar dip!!!!  There was no ice but there might as well have been.  I almost turned around and ran straight out of the water when Sim reminded me, "We have to dip first!"  As we ran back to the towel and the camera, the rain started.  A spit at first and then a pour.  By the time we walked back across the field to the cottage it was a full on dump.  We changed back, left our host a small note & present, and departed.



Just down the road in a small area called Malpeque.  Originally pronounced in our car was Maple-Que until we opened our eyes fully and un-inverted the L and the P.  Mal-peque.  Sim's friend had recommended a small café for lunch.  And we were not disappointed.  We sat on a quiet patio while the resident artist painted.  The food was absolutely delicious.  Sim had a Lobster roll and I had a pound of mussels and a salad.  The ciabatta bun that came with my meal was heavenly.  We took a pass on the Land & Sea museum next door because really, that's just offensive to leave Air out.

For once we were having such a super chill day, we didn't want it to end.  But alas, we had one last push to get to Halifax.  Before we left, we rather expertly located a public shore location where we could take a snap of the Confederation Bridge.  I hate to be a broken record but it really is a masterpiece.  I joked to Sim that I was surprised we were alone, but two more cars showed up before we left.  If you look closely you can see the bridge in the background of our picture.  Faint, but it's there.  It was a rather uneventful drive.  Last time I was driving to Halifax I ended up unintentionally detouring through Tatamagouche, so I skipped a highway road toll altogether.  I didn't realize the booth operator was only there to make change and we had to throw our payment into the payment funnel.  I tried to drive away (blocked by the still lowered bar) when I heard "Excuse me miss, you have to pay the loonie."  Fail.  The main bridge into Halifax was closed, apparently, so we made some hasty decisions and ended up taking a secondary route.  We ended up on this rather tight traffic circle and I couldn't take my eyes off the road long enough to read the navigation instructions.  I was frozen stiff.  "Help me Sim, help me, I can't decide where to turn off.  We're going to be stuck on this forever!"  We did take about 5 or 6 rotations before we ended up on the best possible route.  Double Fail.  We ended up being really close and arrived at the hotel not too long after.

I had a quick shower and we headed down to Barrington St to get a bite to eat at The Press Gang.  And a bite to eat is extremely understated because it was an extremely fancy restaurant.  Sim had the most amazing seared scallops.  I had the lamb which was ok.   I don't order fancy food enough to know how to do it properly.  And being a little brain numb from a day of activity and driving I kind of blanked when it came to finishing my order.  "How would you like the lamb?"  ".............ummmm, mild?"  "Well we would suggest medium rare."  It was near 10:30pm by the time we finished so decided to call it a night and come back home to finish our report.  It has been a long day, so we might make slight adjustments later.

Hello Halifax.  Nice to see you again.  Be seeing you tomorrow ;)

Day 3: New Brunswick & Summerside

From: Edmundston, NB
To: Summerside, PE
Total KMs: 675.6
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 3

I would like to start by saying, all photos from this adventure are care of Sim and her amazing photography skills.  I feel like a pro having these photos to post along with the stories.  Thank you thank you thank you.  Also, you rock.

We have arrived on the island!!!  Today has been a really good day.  We gave ourselves a good two hours to get up and out this morning and it was a good idea.  We took our time packing up, had a nice breakfast in the restaurant downstairs.  We knew we had to get out and on the road by 9am to make it to Hopewell Cape in time to see the end of low tide.  It was about 5 hrs to get over to Moncton and down to the Bay.  It was a really really beautiful drive.  The lush green countryside of New Brunswick made it an incredibly enjoyable drive. 

We were hoping to get a time lapse of the tide eroding but that was a pipe dream.  Time caught up with us, and after a few unplanned stops, an abundance of traffic (really NB?), and the walk down to the Bay from the parking lot, we had time to play on the Bay floor but not stick around for a time lapse.  Sim set up some really stunning photos that I had the privilege of pressing the capture button for.  After some fun in the mud it was back up the stairs and inclined ramp back to the car.  Honestly, my resolve to take the stairs at home had a lot to do with mentally preparing to escape from Hopewell rock with my lungs intact.  I made it back to the parking lot with only one or two breaks, and very minimal complaining, win!  The Flowerpot rocks are really just stunning.  And now Sim and I have two flower pot trips under our belts.  Hopewell Cape and Tobermorey.

I have to post the above mentioned Sim set-up to be taken of herself.  She actually envisioned it en route and tried to explain it to me but I couldn't see exactly what she meant.  As you can see, it was pure genius:

After the Cape we stopped at a roadside diner.  I don't think Sim or I want to comment further about that.  Sim took a stab at a half Lobster and I had the fried scallops.  Don't fry scallops, just don't.  The view was great, and the drinking water was alright, and moving on.

Our next stop was another Canadian favourite, Magnetic Hill.  We decided to use the Go Pro to document the moment.  At one point I got out of the car to show a bottle of water rolling back towards the car.  And I almost fell on my ass, because it felt like I should be walking downhill but it was uphill.  My brain could not comprehend.  We had the hill to ourselves for a few runs.  Someone showed up just as we were finishing so we hit the road and buckled up for one of the coolest 12km of the whole trip, the Confederation Bridge.

We followed two giant trucks for about 30km leading up to the Bridge.  They turned off at literally the last turn before the bridge and we zipped past them to make sure we were out front and had a clear view.  The crossing was gorgeous and serene.  I want to read up on the bridge a bit more because I've heard some interesting facts about the engineering feats involved in the construction.  As soon as we got off the bridge we were surrounded by gorgeous red clay coloured fields.    Sim made a quick call into the fam.  And then we continued on to our current hotel.  I picked a place I thought was a middle tier stay.  We have both stayed in some questionable hotels/motels before.  I'm not happy with this place.  The AC is loud and obnoxious.  The parking lot is shit.  I have double bolted the door, and I mean it.  The good news is, after tonight every place we're staying at is going to be ni-ice.

Before checking in we did a drive by of downtown Summerside.  We kind of fell for a cute little collection of multi-coloured businesses on a wharf structure, called Spinnaker's Landing.  We decided to check-in and head back over for a quick dinner and a beer.  It was 7:30 and we were quickly learning that everywhere closes at 9pm.  On our way Sim quickly looked up the bar recommended by her PEI friends.  The Silver Fox.  At first it was uncertain from the road what we were getting ourselves into but we decided to forgo Spinnaker's.  As we pulled up we saw that it was the bar for the Curling and Yacht club.  The location was amazing.  The patio overlooked the yacht club, and when it got too chilly out we went inside.  Sim ordered a PEI Brewing Co. Blueberry Wheat Ale and it was a stunning beer.  I'm not a fan of wheat beers and it had me won over.  I had the Island Red and it was really really good.  We each tried one of their house chowders.  It was the best meal we've had yet.  Along with the ambience, it was a winning stop.

We're back at the hotel.  Hunkering down for a doozy.  Tomorrow we zip around the island and then pay our way off the island and head to Halifax!!  If the Go Pro ever finishes offloading we might be able to upload some cute snaps.

Day 2: Edmundston

From: Cobourg, ON
To: Edmundston, NB
Total KMs: 1016.7
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 2

Today was definitely and almost exclusively a driving day.  It is a push to get across QC and into NB and there are few places to stop and hunker down.  Edmundston is just one of those stopover places.  If you want to make it into NB you're going to be staying here or Grand Falls, depending on your will power.  And tomorrow we are well-situated for a stop at the Potato museum.  Not really but, maybe?

Sim and I almost witnessed a major major major accident in the rear view mirror.  We were zipping down the highway, two lanes divided, positioned in the fast lane.  We came up around a corner and boom, there was a turtle just on the other side of the dividing line.  The car in front of me dipped to the left, and I followed suit.  Behind us was a 52' tractor trailer, in the slow lane.  This guy swerved so far to the right he almost went straight into the ditch.  And then he jack-knifed and fish-tailed and I think he started to tip.  He kicked up a huge dust cloud, and we honestly thought he was going to tip over do some major damage.  All for the sake of avoiding hitting a turtle.  Sim casually mentioned later we were lucky to be 30 seconds in front of him instead of 30 second behind.  BIG TIME LUCKY.  We noticed the driver depart the hwy at the next available exit.  Traumatic.

We had a big big accomplishment today.  We had been struggling with keeping all electronics charged at all times.  And if the Go Pro runs out of batteries you have to recharge it to a certain level before you can access the menu.  And when it's plugged into the USB port to charge the car tries to read it, and again the menu cannot be accessed.  We pulled into a small town called Montmagny to get some food.  My dad set us up well with some tuna sandwiches and veggies for lunch but our tummies were grumbling.  After a quick bite, we tried to set up the GP and couldn't get passed our charging conundrum.  I suggested to Sim we turn off the media console and maybe it would stop trying to read the USB port.  That didn't work so I asked her to get out the owner's manual.  After the manual search was fruitless Sim went to return the manual to its home and pulled out a car lighter USB charger  "Did you know you had this?"  *Shrug* "Do you have a car lighter jack?" "No."  "What's this? *pointing to the car lighter jack*" "That's my car lighter jack." And so we plugged the camera into the car lighter jack, eliminating the attempt for the car's console to constantly try to read read read.  And we could access the settings menu while charging.  And as this particular charger had two USB ports, in addition to my car's USB port this gives us enough power to keep everyone charged and happy at all times.  I'm super glad this was all figured out on DAY TWO!!!!

Other that than that, it was a pretty low key day.  A bag flew in front of me and at the last minute I saw that there were feathers and I jumped out of my seat.  Sim was like, "What?"  And I told her in my head I was screaming "A CHICKEN, it's a chicken!!!"  Good thing I keep some things to myself. We also stopped next to a cool bird house collection, and Sim snapped some awesome photos.  We had talked about a few other stops along the way but it turned out the timing was not in our favour.  And losing an hour driving into NB also came into play.  We pulled up to the hotel at 9:30.  And we ditched our bags at the front office so we could grab a drink before the bar closed.  Priorities people, priorities.

Tomorrow we have our third early morning.  We have to have breakfast and get out of here by 9am to make it to Fundy in time to see the end of the tides.  And we'll be crossing over to the grand old Island of Prince Edward.  So so so so so much to do.  We leave you with two awesome hotel pub mugshots.  We out.

Day 1: Prince Edward County/Cobourg

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From: Mississauga, ON
To: Prince Edward County/Cobourg, ON
Total KMs: 402.6
Sim's Iced Cap Tally: 1

Day one of the most excellent East coast adventure.  Though our travels didn't take us far from Toronto it was a jam packed day of driving and fun.  We set out from East York at around 8:30.  Stopped to gas up and set my new toy, the awesomely fancy GoPro.  I've wanted one for a while but the timing never worked out.  It turned out the suction cup mounting frame was a total bust but we made a quick detour into Sports Chek and got a flat mount that worked out very nicely.  Very nicely indeed.

Not long on the road Sim and I decided to pull over and check out the infamous Big Apple.  Many a times both of us have driven past, but never have either of us stopped to check it out.  They actually have a nice big mini putt course, and a little train ride you can.  And of course (I say of course without actually having known this before) you can climb to the top of the big apple on the inside and get an awesome view of Canada's favourite highway, the 4-oh-1.  The oh stands for oh how I hate you.

Back on the road, and off we were.  Destination Wellington Ontario.  My mom went to the Drake Devonshire in Wellington two years ago when my Aunt and Uncle were in town visiting and I've been itching to go check it out ever since.  We got an a-ma-zing seat on the patio.  It literally backs onto Lake Ontario.  You walk down a set of steps (beside a set of bigger steps that include yoga mats for increased relaxation).  There are lawn chairs set up, and it's just....perfection.  The parking lot was full but I used my parking-fu and snagged us the ideal main street spot.  The place was literally ram-jammed and I got big time boss lucky.  The meal was so delicious I wanted to lick the plate (Eggs Benny for me, and a less than appealing Chicken & Waffles for Sim - the Waffles were a bust), the service was delightful, and it was just...perfect!  We hopped back in the car and were on our way to downtown Picton.

I warned Sim we would be passing the "infamous" traffic circle, which apparently caused quite the stir when it was installed, so says an old co-worker with a vacation home in PEC.  Traffic circles are actually fun when no one is coming and you don't have to yield (weeeeee).  The main reason to stop in Picton was to grab a snap in front of the Regent Theatre.  Doubly for me.  First I went there with my parents when we were on a family vacation and my brother and I were embarrassed to tears witnessing our first taste of Vaudeville.  We did NOT get it.  And secondly because of the Hip reference (All Canadian Surf Club - it's a staple).  And actually right next to the theatre was my other interest which was of a statue of Sir John A MacDonald.  If there was ever a posing contest Sim would be the absolute hands down winner.

From Picton we headed to the far corner of the island to check out the County Cider Company.  Sim sampled a full spread of ciders.  I chose my most favourite, Peach Cider, and stole a quick sampling of the Pear Cider as well.  They charge an arm and a leg, but they make dang good cider.  It was about this time that the Go Pro battery died.  And of course hilarity ensued following that moment.  We passed a massive farm machine, we drove behind a dog in a motorcycle passenger car, and a woman running across the road in front of us lost her hat and she freaked out for half a second before realizing it was tethered to her head.  But oh what a glorious half a second that was.

After the cider tasting we decided to take the long way around back towards Picton, and stopped in at the Lake on the Mountain for a look-around.  A fantastic lake, situated at the top of a mountain.  You look down and see a bay off of Lake Ontario, and you look across the street and there's a lake, on a mountain (the name is really quick self-explanatory).  But the mystery of how in the heck, is anything but.  The water was so clear and crisp.  There was a strong wind creating some waves, but it looked so swimmable.  We did wonder if at any point around the lake there was a beach.  That would have been niiiice.

Back in the car, and the most horrible horrendous earth shattering thing occurred.  My change engine oil light came on.  I pretty much had a meltdown/fit.  We decided to find a nearby dealership with a service centre.  We showed up 15 minutes before closing but they were.....closed, shocker.  At that point I tested the dip stick, but realized I had no idea at which point on the stick it should cover.  I did learn eventually that the tip with a cross-check pattern represents a full tank. The stick was much fancier than any of the previous ones I've had.  Schfancy. We googled the nearest Jiffy Lube and drove straight over.  They were closing in 30 minutes, and after 5pm in the country good luck finding anything that's open.  As we approached I said to Sim, "Should I explain that I'm only 2000km in or just ask for an oil change."  We decided just get the oil change.  Well I roll down the window and ask for a change and the guy says, "We might be out of filters."  "Well," I said, "in fact, I don't need a new filter, I just had it changed but my oil light is on."  He directed me into the bay, he checked my oil and said it was fine, and he searched on his computer the manual process to reset the change oil light (key in the ignition, on without starting, tap the gas three times).  Pristo Presto, the notice went away and we were safely back on the road.  I am eternally grateful to him for his kindness.

We arrived back at Cobourg just in time for my parents to serve us a delicious shish-kebab meal with rice and salad.  We sat and chatted a while and then hit the town while the sun was still out.  We walked down thru Victoria Park to Cobourg Beach and experienced the tail end of the Highlanders Festival (celtic music playing, men walking around in kilts, etc).  We carried on down the beach and across where the farmer's market is held and over to the old Cobourg Jail.  There was a bar/inn that had been operating there forever.  They would also give tours of the old cells if it wasn't too busy.  Sadly it was sold and shut down.  Slated for condo developments.  The front path was overgrown which was a pretty clear indication that it was a no-go.  We doubled back and went up to a little side street with a tiny little pub, with an awesomely sized enclosed patio (fenced in - private like the Green Room).  We sat down and unwound with a....cider!  (This day has been brought to you by the letter Cider and the number Awesome).  It was a quick walk home, where Sim fancied up some photos, and I started up this beaut.  Tomorrow we will be treated to a breakfast of champions care of my dad.  He is kind of the breakfast king.  And then we depart.  Destination New Brunswick.  With a few stops along the way.  But not too many.  We have a LONG way to go.  Good night!