Thursday, November 28, 2013

My House My Rules

I found myself rather annoyed today at work with this kid.  We were somehow talking about Banff National Park and I mentioned how expensive it was, unless you were just driving through, then it's free.  Obviously, it's a park fee not a road toll.  And transport trucks and passing cars need not pay.  He goes, "Yes you do have to pay, unless the toll guy was just ripping us off."  To which I replied, "No you don't, only if you're stopping in the park."  To which he replied, "Yes you do."  So he left, I googled and confirmed what I already knew.  Next time hew as up front I said "Buddy, you don't have to pay, only if you plan on stopping your car in the park.  Because if you stop and leave your car and they find your car without a pass you are EFFED."  To which he replied, "So we're both right."  And I said, "No, I'm right."  And he got all offended.  Then one of the other guys talked about his experience driving up through to Jasper and the question came up which park is larger, so I walked over to our giant Canadian wall map to look.  I assumed Jasper since I think it stretches up the Icefields Highway, but I saw no clear defining borders between the four main parks.  And he walks passed me in a completely passive-aggressive asshole tone says "Oh we need to look at the map."  Or some pissy thing like that.

I usually don't take a hard stance on something unless I feel very confident in what I'm saying.  Which is almost never.  Then the other guys told me to chill out.  Can't win!!

800 envelopes stuffed, 1000 to go.  Probably won't get done in time but for the amount I took I'm sure one day late won't be the end of the world.

I have an embarrassing admission.  I think listening to top 40 at work all day has affected me, and not in a good way.  Now I'm going to preface my next statement by saying I think she's a dirty disgusting human and we'd all be better off if she disappeared into oblivion.  But I love the Miley Cyrus & Jimmy Fallon & The Roots acapella version of her song Can't Stop.  She actually has a pretty amazing voice, which is too bad that she has wasted her talent by being an intolerable wretch.  The guy in the bottom right frame is actually quite amusing to watch.  I know the lyrics are garbage, but I just...can't stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mjvfnUAfyo

That feels good to say out loud, and now if you'll excuse me I think I shall go spiral into a pit of shame.

6 comments:

Dee Emm said...

No need to sink into THE PIT OF SHAME!! You got a lot of votes for your fab limerick! Here is what I think you and Sim were like as 5-year-olds. It was your reference to the map that got me thinking this way...
http://video.jamaldin.com/20761/jimmy-kimmel-live-five-year-old-genius-arden-hayes.html#.UphwmuJoJWQ If it doesn't work, Google "Arden Hayes Jimmy Kimmel geography"

Sim said...

I disagree with Dee. Sink, sink into your pit of shame. Kidding! Who am I to judge with my questionable daytime TV viewing preferences. Sooner or later they get us all.

Julie G said...

That's sweet Dee, but I was actually a lot more like this kid:

A young Julie...

Sim said...

Wasn't that you circa 2002?

Julie G said...

Lol. That one was for you, in a some-things-never-change sort of way.

Sim said...

Love it.