We Were Triumphant

A recent review of my yearbooks has made me happen upon a most hilarious year-end message.  Mary took an inspirational paragraph in the back and turned it on its head.  Oh Mary.

We were triumphant.
I failed...miserably.
We set our goals and then we met them.
My teachers told me to set goals and I said screw them!!!
We challenged our limits and then we made new ones.
I set my limits and sat at home watching tv and gave up on life.
We stood together as champions and we smiled at our victories.
I was a really big loser with no friends, and I never won....ever...I cried a lot over my losses.
We are proud of what we have done and of what we are doing.
I have no pride, no accomplishments, and I`m too lazy to do anything about it.
We played like champions in the classroom, on the court and on the stage.
I FAILED IN...the class (42%), the court (I lost that lawsuit), and the stage (face it, I was only a pre-show cop).
But we move on now to a new set of challenges and a new set of goals.
I can`t move on, life is over for me.
No matter where we go, or what we accomplish we wil always be....SPARTANS
No matter what happens, I suck majorly and will always be......A LOSER!!!